It was only a matter of time before Avril Lavigne and her husband and Nickelback lead singer Chad Kroeger fulfilled their threat to release a duet, and yesterday was the big day with the unveiling of their new music... READ MORE

Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger and his wife Avril Lavigne attended something called the Huading Awards in China on Monday, and I’m guessing the event honors outstanding achievement in making people physically ill any time they hear a specific music artist’s... READ MORE

Avril Lavigne is dirty. No, not her pretend punk b.s. she continued on Kimmel last night in a spiked bra. She’s the second most dangerous celebrity to search on the Internet, according to McAfee Anti-Virus company. After Googling shit... READ MORE

Forget every bad thing I ever said about Avril Lavigne, her stupid bloated midget first husband, her musical soul robbing Nickelback second husband, her trumped up skater persona, and even her being Canadian and therefore deserving of being locked... READ MORE

If you consider the quality of music track to be inversely proportional to how much attention it tries to garner from its music video, this new Avril Lavigne track is going to suck big time. Do I like Avril... READ MORE

There’s some arcane Canadian law that requires Avril Lavigne to marry only other Canadian singers I can’t fucking stand. I think she gets a tax break or free smokes or something. She went with Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger. I was... READ MORE

The 2013 Billboard Music Awards took place last night in Las Vegas, as Taylor Swift won a whopping eight awards to lead the stars in attendance. Justin Bieber performed twice and won three awards, and even Madonna stopped trying... READ MORE

I thought for sure that someone behind a Canadian version of “Punk’d” was eventually going to come forward and take credit for Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger being engaged, but almost one year after the world learned of this... READ MORE

Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf got married and had a kid, and so did Nadia Comaneci and Bart Conner, which sounds like some Nazi program to create the worlds best tennis player or gymnast. This is the exact opposite... READ MORE

The secret to having good Avril Lavigne bikini pictures is to not have Avril Lavigne in them. These are a good start but ideally you’d replace her entirely with some better looking girl with larger breasts. That’s also the... READ MORE