Perez and theSuperficial both have these pictures up today saying they were taken yesterday while filming "the Hills".  They weren’t, they were taken over the summer.  I mention this for a few reasons.  For one, it lets me strut... READ MORE

Audrina hit up Magnolia Café in Hollywood yesterday, and I can't explain why I think she looks hot but it might have something to do with the fact that she’s really skinny and has ridiculously big tits.  I'm for... READ MORE

This is what Audrina Patridge wore as a Halloween costume Friday night, and it was an interesting choice because in no way is this a Halloween costume.  It's sort of a peacock but not really.  It's really just a... READ MORE

The website charityfolks.com has an auction up where you can bid on a dream vacation to LA for the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards.  You get to walk the red carpet, attend the VMAs and even meet Audrina from... READ MORE

Why can't the press just leave me and Audrina alone?  Can't we just tan and relax?  We don’t have to explain our love to you!  (more and the explanation on her site) READ MORE

Thanks to the miracle of photography, here we see Audrina Patridge prancing around the pool in a bikini.  Thanks photography!  I'm sure it's coincidence that her web site went live this week.  Which reminds me, I think I wanna... READ MORE

I read an article in Discover magazine one time that said girls with implants are 30 percent more likely to be promiscuous.  Except replace the word "read" with the words "saw a picture", and the word "Discover" with the word "Juggs". ... READ MORE

Once again, as it has been for years, the MTV Movie Awards was unthinkably boring and pointless.  People used to get all whored out and scream for attention at this thing but no one can even fake the interest... READ MORE

Audrina Patridge always looks like her eyes are on upside down, or like she's wearing some of those novelty glasses with eyes painted on them, but she has a hot body so who cares.  Here she is in Hawaii... READ MORE

Audrina Patridge got naked and had someone take pictures of it when she was 19, which I truly admire, but white people need to knock it off with the Chinese lettering tattoos (close up of hers here).  I'm a... READ MORE