Adobe is pretty full of themselves considering their main product is Photoshop, which they charge 800 dollars for, and that’s mostly used by people like me to investigate any possible celebrity camel toes and x-ray their shirts. That company... READ MORE

Ashley Greene hosted a pool party at Wet Republic in Vegas this weekend, and all the pictures so far are pretty damn boring. But Splash just released some more, and I guess they sort of help. I still don’t... READ MORE

Ashley Greene hosted at MGM’s Wet Republic in Vegas on Saturday, and hopefully they didn’t pay her much because she was hardly in her bikini at all. If a girl is hired to host a pool party, I don’t... READ MORE

New York City is in the middle of a heat wave, with temperatures in Central Park reaching 103 degrees on Tuesday and 101 yesterday, but Ashley Greene defines courage, so she went for a walk anyway. One thing that... READ MORE

God bless Ashley Greene for having the courage to address the problem of girls in shirts that cover their tits. Girls in shirts are everywhere these days: in our schools, our neighborhoods, our churches and synagogues, you can’t even... READ MORE

I’m surprised at how late it is already this morning, but before this I was even more surprised that 20 fat people at a Weight Watchers meeting in Sweden broke the building, and it took a while to stop... READ MORE

These may look like pictures you saw on Friday, the ones of Ashley Greene naked except for body paint, but they’re not. They’re all new. I don’t know who first thought up having only a thin layer of paint... READ MORE

I hope this won’t seem as if I’m trying to objectify her, but as I was cropping these pictures of Ashley Green naked except for body paint in an ad for Sobe, when I went to censor images of... READ MORE

It’s traditional to kiss your date as the clock strikes midnight on New Years Eve, so these pictures prove beyond a doubt that ‘Twilight’ star Ashley Greene was at this party with that hot brunette and later they went... READ MORE

WOODY HARRELSON – says America invaded Afghanistan because Chevron wanted to overthrow the Taliban and build an oil pipeline. “The guys from Chevron went in and met with the Taliban and realized those guys just weren’t in control enough.... READ MORE