Am I just seeing what I want to see, or is Ashlee Simpsons hair resting like a foot in front of her face.  How monstrously big did her tits get after having that stupid kid?  I mean, that awesome... READ MORE

Ashlee Simpson welcomed her first child last night, a son, with husband Pete wentz, and was there any doubt these retards were given give the kid an awful embarrassing name?  People says… Bronx Mowgli Wentz weighed 7 lbs., 11... READ MORE

I’ve seen that picture of Pete Wentz on the cover of Out magazine, but there’s literally nothing on earth I have less interest in than Pete Wentz on the cover of Out magazine, so I never bothered to read... READ MORE

It’s not clear how long Ashlee Simpson has been pregnant (best guess is about 4 months) but she was at RenMar Studios in Hollywood yesterday in a flowing dress that hid as much as she could.  Except for her... READ MORE

You may find this hard to believe, because it's stupid, but the reason you’re looking at a giant bumblebee made out of legos is because that's what Pete Wentz gave Ashlee Simpson for a wedding present.  No really.  Splash... READ MORE

The fact that Ashlee Simpson is pregnant has been the worlds worst keep secret for at least a month.  The story broke around April 14th, and after 6 weeks of cutsey little denials, she and her husband Pete Wentz finally... READ MORE

Pete Wentz and his sexy new wife Ashlee Simpson left the house yesterday and walked around like this.  With Pete wearing a paper plate over his face.  Get it?  Because I don’t.  Suffice to say, it wasn’t funny.  It... READ MORE

I’m sure you don’t care, because why on earth would you, but Ashlee Simpson did indeed get married to Pete Wentz Saturday at a ceremony held at her parents house.  OK! says… Around noon on Saturday, the groom arrived... READ MORE

Ashlee Simpsons’ moms house in Encino, California is getting made over today to prep for Ashlee's wedding to Pete Wentz tomorrow.  Many seem to think the wedding is coming together so quickly because Ashlee is pregnant and her dad... READ MORE

Bored indifference is sweeping the nation this morning on the heels of Us magazines exclusive claim that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will get married in 5 days, this Saturday, May 17th, at a secret location.  Us says…    ... READ MORE