Crystal Workman whored out her daughter Ariel Winter when she was a child, and is now shocked and dismayed that her child turned out to be a whore. Crystal might not be very smart. Surprising for someone named Crystal. Winter recently elaborated on her... READ MORE

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, we defend gauntly Jaime King in her defense of unhealthily skinny models, come up with the definitive definition of the vastly overused word, "rape", discuss Ariel Winter's... READ MORE

Anyone familiar with Ariel Winter might not be shocked to find out that she didn't have an exemplary female presence around the house while growing up. Little clues such as the fact that she dresses like a prostitute could... READ MORE

Sometimes the ass wants what the ass wants. That's basically Ariel Winter's defense for the ass cheeks that ate her shorts the other day. 

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Ariel Winter looks like the rough beginnings of a Rosetta Stone HoneyBaked Ham in a Snapchat featuring a brand new tattoo. Winter verifies that she is indeed a nineteen-year-old by choosing the text "Love risks everything and asks for nothing."... READ MORE

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast we imagine how shitty the R. Kelly Sex Cult will look on your future job applications, consider how far Disney can bend over for multiculturalists, wind down... READ MORE

Ariel Winter can discuss two topics. How people should leave her alone about wearing tiny outfits that show off her tits and ass. And how much she loves her boyfriend. In summary, she's like every other high school girl.... READ MORE

Every time a celebrity slams a shameful story about themselves we need to take a shot. We'll die in three minutes but at least we had fun. Ariel Winter is clapping back at the h8ers (another linguistics home run... READ MORE