The UFC’s Ronda Rousey thinks female UFC fighters should get paid more than the ring girls. Sounds fair enough but if pay was based on the effort involved the guy who shingled your roof would be rocking a Bentley. Turns out pay... READ MORE

UFC after parties are key ever since UFC responded to their shittier fight night cards by raising pay-per-view prices to Paris Hilton’s weekend cocaine tab. They schedule some pretty decent match-ups, then cancel when some fighter’s roid box blows... READ MORE

It must be nice to make the cut above Hooters waitress. Your soul smells less like fried chicken. I’d scalpel, insert, freeze, super-size, inject, and satanically murder whatever it took to reach the rung where you got bathrobes and... READ MORE

Miami used to be the place you’d go to browse markets for the freshest cocaine. Then maybe in the evening be sucker punched by one of the Canseco brothers. Now you can also see girls like Arianny Celeste in... READ MORE

I like that we live in a world where girls can become famous simply for being attractive and holding their fantastic breasts in their own hands for photographs. It’s really what separates us from the animals. We’re no longer... READ MORE

Under new ownership, Maxim magazine continues its on-again off-again tradition of inviting really good looking foreign models to its Maxim Hot 100 celebration. Last year saw the Miley Cyrus incident that cost the waning periodical its nut sack in... READ MORE

Men give up a lot for women they want to know biblically. They’ll surrender their fortunes, sell out their friends, break up their families. I’ve heard more than one guy say he’d give up his left nuts for a... READ MORE

I don’t know who invented the idea of great looking girls walking around rings full of blood holding up cards to help out people who can’t count up to three, but, thank you. We invent so much shit that... READ MORE

Someday I’d like to take a girl to the beach that causes me to get into lots of fights. Just one hot girl that all the other guys are checking out and hitting on and forcing me to use... READ MORE

Here’s a word that’s been badly bastardized. Stripping. I don’t know about you, but if I paid good money as best man at a bachelor party to a stripper to strip in our hotel room and she got down... READ MORE