May 24, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Tales of crying at the gym are the female equivalent of men happening to bring up high school sports stories in their primal drum circles. Largely invented myths that bond the genders. If you're a celebrity trying to recast...
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March 14, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Anne Hathaway took a hike over the weekend to show off that she’s pregnant and that the skinny gay dude next to her put that baby inside of her. Her husband is 140 pounds wet but look what he done...
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January 5, 2016 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
Anne Hathaway is the totem head of women obliged to offer a bogus excuse for posting bikini pics. Hathaway fired off a blurry beach Instagram designed to remind everybody that she’s pregnant and her husband isn’t as gay as...
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September 22, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
For all the animosity toward her high maintenance Bohemian artist shtick, Anne Hathaway does movie premieres well. At Les Miserables she flashed her bare vagina. For The Intern, you get a nipple. Maybe she thinks less of this film....
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August 13, 2015 |
crap around the web |
editor|
Anne Hathaway may be the least sexy woman who would never sleep with me. Think about that for a moment and how sadly it reflects on the both of us. Behold the unsexy. (Popoholic) Emma Frain shows off her...
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August 13, 2015 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
Anne Hathaway has the world’s worst bukkake porn face. We know you don’t like it, but put on a smiley face. Stop thinking about the drought. If this were real cum you’d feel less guilty. Anne Hathaway is one of...
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April 8, 2015 |
Uncategorized |
Lex Jurgen|
Anne Hathaway miming Miley Cyrus is not as shocking as learning there’s a show called Lip Sync battle on Spike. Isn’t Miley Cyrus lip syncing her own songs already? Did everyone at the last Spike creative meeting try to...
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October 1, 2014 |
Photos |
Lex Jurgen|
There comes a time in every truly obnoxious person’s life when they must accept the fact that only their opinion of themselves matters. It’s not easy completely dismissing the thoughts of the rest of the world and embracing the...
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April 1, 2014 |
celebrity |
editor|
Anne Hathaway is trying to seem more down to Earth to stop people from wanting to punch her oversized mouth. Around the time she won the Oscar for bleating like a menstruating cat in Les Miserables, the American public...
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March 25, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
If you put a seashell to your ear, you can hear Anne Hathaway’s nipples bitching at you. It’s not the overly obvious type of verbal incursion, more the subtle toll taking as if those nipples were the clapper on...
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