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Some public relations junior put these two long haired blonds together and dubbed them the Barbie Doll couple. Given how Barbie Doll sales are plummeting and soon to become toy relics, this won the all-hands brain storming session in... READ MORE

Don’t we need to find homes for our own former call girls and porn stars and exotic dancers before we start reaching out the olive branch and bringing in the French? Working girls who can’t work past thirty are... READ MORE

With the exception of Stephen King fare, nobody needs to see a creepy doll face collecting lachrymal dew on her fake eyelashes. This Angelique Morgan chick needs to be quarantined back to Europe and but quick. Don’t even take... READ MORE

You have but a few options when you’re booted from the British Celebrity Big Brother House. Nobody has yet chosen death by self-immolation on the London Bridge. That would be an amazing act of carbon neutrality. Your other choice... READ MORE