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Angelina Jolie Might Run For Office (VIDEO)

May 22, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Angelina Jolie sat down with morning show munchkin George Stephanopoulos for an interview on Good Morning America, and after they talked about her latest role as that lady in the movie and how she inspired women all over the... READ MORE

Hey Angelina, You’ve Got Some Shit On Your Face

May 13, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

When your main job in life is being a world famous A-list actress and director, and your secondary job is raising your 36 children while your husband is off making his own, less important films and haunting Jennifer Aniston‘s... READ MORE

Angelina Jolie Celebrates The Anniversary of Removing Her Boobs

February 18, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It was a year ago that Angelina started to ensure she couldn’t ever get breast cancer by the logical step of getting rid of her breasts. The move was somewhat controversial given that there was no way to know if... READ MORE

Angelina Jolie Directing With Chesty Confidence

December 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s only been seven months since Angelina Jolie shared with the world that she’d cut off her boobs because she might get breast cancer in the future. Her precog foresight earned her resounding kudos from every female corner and... READ MORE

Angelina Buys Brad Pitt A Fucking Island

November 27, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

What do you buy the man that already has everything? A fucking heart-shaped island, of course! At least that’s what the once hot Angelina Jolie got for Brad Pitt for his 50th birthday. Petra island is a small rock... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston And Angelina Jolie Almost Flew On A Plane Together

August 14, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It has been eight years since Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt divorced so he could go about not feeling guilty over having crazy monkey sex with Angelina Jolie every day for the rest of his life, and while the... READ MORE

Miranda Kerr Wants To Sleep With Angelina Jolie

June 5, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ever since she was allegedly dumped by Victoria’s Secret for being an expensive diva, Miranda Kerr has had to find other things to do with her time, including making Fox & Friends the most important talk show for the... READ MORE

Brad Pitt Can’t See Faces Anymore, Now What?

June 4, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s a little tip for the ladies. If a man informs you that he has an unusual illness that in any way shape or form might lead him to sleep with another woman, he’s going to use that illness... READ MORE

Angelina Jolie’s Non-Boobs Get Painted

May 27, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Angelina Jolie and her boobless boobs were big news a couple of weeks ago as the whole world collectively acted as if something truly terrible had happened like a war, a plague, or Salt 2 went into production. Some... READ MORE

Angelina Jolie Removes Both Her Boobs

May 14, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Whatever real breast tissue Angelina Jolie had left is now gone after she had a preventative double mastectomy. It seems that the mother of between seventeen and thirty children has a faulty gene that increases her risk of getting... READ MORE

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