If you're naked and you're not in the process of getting laid, put your fucking clothes back on. Nudity is vastly overrated. Ashley Graham has the nicest body at her gym. 

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Surfing is considered a sport by many who surf. Also, guys who want to bang girls who surf. This is different than football or basketball which nobody calls a hobby and not merely because of the contract values. READ MORE

Consider me a big fan of this surfing girl who you never see surfing. Maybe she’s good. How would anybody know? It’s surfing. Even putt putt golf has a rational scoring system. But go to Ohio sometime and watch... READ MORE

Anastasia Ashley’s surfing career mainly consists of shaking her ass in a thong. That’s not a put down. Ashley is quite concerned that some stolen photographer images might surface that show her topless from the front, as opposed to the... READ MORE

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I am truly in love with this surfer girl. I was going to look up her surfing rankings but then I realized I’d never understand them. It’s a close call, but I dig this chick even more than that... READ MORE

Mmm, burger and ass. That’s only been the best combination since the dawn of time. Sometimes, I’ll see a fine woman’s ass in a bikini and think to myself, man, how fat would I have to get eating Carl’s... READ MORE

As far as hot sports girls go, I think civilized men can agree that the hierarchy begins with surfers and ends with Ivy League women’s rugby players. You can Google the latter if you need confirmation. Girls in the... READ MORE

Surfing isn’t really a sport. Neither is golf or long jumping or challenging your buddy to ride his dirt bike off a steep embankment and not bust up his face. Yeah, I know that shit is hard to do.... READ MORE

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