Hot shorts, rollerblades, and the giant baby sucker might be going one level too deep into cliches for self-described European model Anais Zanotti. Maybe she’s been researching hot to make it in America. She’s missing the red, white, and... READ MORE

Anais Zanotti is a self-described ‘international model’. It’s like being a ‘contest winning writer’. I did exult her before for being allowed to take her clothes off for Playboy Romania. I guess that’s not a huge compliment, though it’s... READ MORE

I don’t really know who these Miami models are. But their fake names sound really fucking exotic and Anais was once in Playboy Romania. Cracking the titty mags in the former Eastern Bloc — that’s when your absentee father... READ MORE

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