People should just assume by now that if they see Amy Winehouse, she’s going to be dirty and smell bad and will almost definitely assault someone.  It’s happened every single day for three years, so I think by now... READ MORE

Angelina Jolie better hope her man doesn't see these, because not even he could help but day dream after seeing the way Amy Winehouse was rubbing her sexy titties on the beach in St Lucia this weekend (more from... READ MORE

The wish I made upon a Christmas star must have gotten mixed up somehow, because what I said was that I definitely definitely never wanted to see Amy WInehouses tits again.  And yet, hey look.  There they are.  Because... READ MORE

Amy Winehouse is back on the loose after a month in the hospital, this time taking a vacation in St Lucia with her family and friends over Christmas, and she’s finally ready to loosen up a little and get... READ MORE

Whoever is in charge of handing out gold medals for headlines should notify everyone that they’re now playing for second place because today the Sun wrote, “AMYS FAREWLL BONK FOR BLAKE” and I dare you to produce any combination... READ MORE

In June of this year, Amy Winehouses' idiot drug addict husband Blake Fielder went to prison for attempting to bribe a witness in an assault trial.  He was originally sentenced to 27 months but was released to a rehab... READ MORE

The News of the World says that Blake Fielder is leaving his wife Amy Winehouse for some German model I’ve never heard of, but way way more distressing than that is the graphic picture the News paints of Blake... READ MORE

Amy Winehouse had a 6-minute chat with some paparazzi guy who just rang her doorbell and asked her questions over the intercom last night. And it was every bit the rambling mess you might imagine. Although I didn’t listen... READ MORE

Remember back in June when doctors told Amy Winehouse that if she didn’t quit smoking and drinking she would die?  Well Amy sure did show them.  She believed in herself when no one else would and overcame the odds. ... READ MORE

Amy Winehouse stuck her head out of her London home last night just long enough for the world to fall in love with her all over again.  With fresh scratches and yellow teeth and dirt caked under her nails,... READ MORE