August 1, 2016 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Amber Rose is a disgusting woman who plays up how disgusting she is as part of her TV and online persona. That makes it incredibly hard to nail down her precise grossness rating. Are your sores visible or do...
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July 21, 2016 |
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Lex Jurgen|
If it weren't for the tattoos, you might not know you were masturbating to Amber Rose in costume. Let that chilling fact register. The very reason Halloween party hookups are a singularly horrible idea. Every naughty nurse looks super...
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July 18, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
In the future, everybody will have fifteen episodes on basic channel. Amber Rose's notable accomplishments include fucking Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa. More than some, less than others.
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June 8, 2016 |
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matt-ralston|
Amber Rose doesn't need a man around and she's perfectly happy having anonymous casual sex while getting herpes in the name of feminism and also she's just kind of a whore. That's something to be proud of in today's...
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May 9, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Your drag queen convention is firing on all cylinders when Amber Rose and Blac Chyna seamlessly blend into your crowd. For Chyna, Dragcon was the chance to highlight the Kardashian baby growing in her stripper uterus. You never know...
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April 19, 2016 |
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Lex Jurgen|
It’s hard to state the exact moment at which an annual countercultural event sells out. It’s usually a process. Inevitably marked by Paris Hilton showing up in expensive clothes made to look vintage. Coachella was a music thing until...
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April 1, 2016 |
crap around the web |
editor|
Herpes incubation system Amber Rose released a series of emojis in a blatant rip-off of Kim Kardashian. She stands to make a fuck ton of money with these tiny avatars of her ass. Oh, and Western civilization is officially...
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March 21, 2016 |
crap around the web |
editor|
People are divided as to whether or not Amber Rose is scary looking, or scary looking but what the fuck, look at those knockers. There are only two camps. But here are her hard rock-like bare tits anyway. (Egotastic...
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February 25, 2016 |
celebrity |
josh-j|
Kanye West took to a nightclub stage to once more rail against Amber Rose’s accusations that he likes to receive anal with his tender love making. He informed the crowd that didn’t ask, “That bitch never stuck no fingers in my...
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February 11, 2016 |
crap around the web |
editor|
Amber Rose and Blac Chyna were in Trinidad for carnival dressed in traditional feathered Mardi Gras costumes. Like two ginormous birds with bird herpes. Ben Wa balls are not the same as beads, stop throwing yours at me. Their asses add...
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