When a lesbian you married on a pinot noir bender demands seven million to leave quietly, you have two choices. Only one is legal. READ MORE

Somewhere in her seven million dollar settlement is a clause clearly stating Amber Heard can never publicly state Johnny Depp beat her. Whether he did or he didn't, she clearly made that suggestion in the press and to the... READ MORE

Amber Heard is a real life Marvel villain who is now up to some really shady shit involving Elon Musk. She might be working for the Russians, or she is a 500 year old avatar attempting to destroy humanity... READ MORE

When your buddy who sells magazine subscriptions after waking up midday in a stony haze informs you he's broke, you don't need to ask any followups. Amber Heard's earned somewhere around the ten million plus mark in her film... READ MORE

Rumor has it Amber Heard fucked Billy Bob Thornton on the set of a movie they filmed together, which would make sense because she's an opportunistic whore without morals who was already fucking another weird old guy with bad... READ MORE

Amber Heard has gone on record as saying she will be giving the $7 million she got for extorting her husband to a couple of charities, including the ACLU, even though that's not actually a charity. How admirable, yet... READ MORE

On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast we discuss the aforementioned Lochte and Heard victories and defeats depending on your point of view, the bogus sex story claiming porn is making teen boys dicks soft, Kurt Metzger... READ MORE

Amber Heard's master plan worked and she bilked Jonny Depp for $7 million, or $7 million per marital blow job. READ MORE

Amber Heard and her team of unethical lawyers are releasing the most embarrassing dirt they have on Johnny Depp in hopes of squeezing a few extra million out of him. Please factor in this behavior when discussing your make... READ MORE

Amber Heard freaked out in an office building and refused to be deposed when her lawyers explained to her that there are consequences for lying under oath. READ MORE