If you’re working a gig where a bald dude barks at you to keep bouncing until your tits fall out of your top, it’s time to consider those new mandated fifteen dollar an hour jobs at McDonald’s. You can’t... READ MORE

If you can find a girl who smiles broadly while having her tits commercially exploited, marry her. But in a third world country where official documents are still produced on dot matrix ASCII printers. At some point those cute... READ MORE