I think there’s some kind of Victoria’s Secret internal memo that goes out when one of their key models gets a lift. Distributed to the catalog marketing chiefs in Ohio as well as the chief seamstress in Macao who... READ MORE

I get offer letters every day from people selling consulting services on how to better understand the Internet. Obviously, you need paid counseling to comprehend the complex equation that tits and sports and gambling account for 98% of all... READ MORE

Alessandra Ambrosio was back in her native Brazil portraying a street whore sucking on a lollipop. At some point we’ll see Hillary Clinton pushing this same pose in her continuing ‘I’m just like you’ common woman image rebuild. For... READ MORE

Moms who show off their boobs and ass and panties bunched up in their crotch are really the best kind of moms. My mom used to give out missile pops to the kids in the neighborhood so they wouldn’t... READ MORE

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Alessandra Ambrosio is a mom of some unknown number of children and married to some random guy who looks good in beach shirts. She knows it’s not easy for women with super firm abs and tight butts to get... READ MORE

There’s really no better way for a world famous model whose catchphrase is “Forever on Vacation” to celebrate a day that honors the men and women who have served and given their lives over so many years than by... READ MORE

We have a lot of laws in this country. I once counted. It’s more than ten. We could add one more forcing foreign models to wear short shorts year round in public. It’d be the price of admission to... READ MORE

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Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio‘s trademark battle cry is “Forever on vacation,”which will definitely make the fives and sixes of the world feel pretty fucking awful about themselves, and the party kept going this past weekend at Coachella. When... READ MORE