The Victoria’s Secret fashion show was a huge hit in London last night, aiding the country of England in their annual determination of which of their foppish male denizen are gay and which just seem super gay. It wasn’t... READ MORE

A guy once tried to punch me for calling Brazilians, Latinos. Because I obviously am deeply versed in the colonial studies of South America, which gay priests killed which natives and took over which countries before being handed over... READ MORE

Everything done by an attractive woman merits some form of social contract waiver. That includes up to selfies and manslaughter. Stinky dumps without lighting a match, the jury is still out. If God gave you the looks of Venus,... READ MORE

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Every couple of years when Brazil calls another election to decide if they want the Workers Socialist Party, the Socialist United Party, or the United Voices of Samba Socialists to ruin their country, the ex-patriot models in the U.S.... READ MORE

If you ever see your mom dressing like this, it usually means you’re about to get a new stepdad. Hide your trading cards and favorite comic books from the new brats who are about to be your roommates. Alessandra... READ MORE

For good looking Brazilian women, the work really never stops. Pilates and yoga. That’s daily. Feel like a burger? Fuck you, nibble on  pea shoot through Christmas. Too tired to go to the beach again today? Suck it up.... READ MORE

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Hot moms in inflatable children’s inner tubes are kind of my thing. It’s like they know something. From behind their orange Jell-O like rings of aloofness, they have extra sensory insight into the human condition and sexual psyche of... READ MORE