Fake lupus to cover for a blown out meth kidney allegedly looks good on Selena Gomez, who posted a bunch of bikini pics while on a motorboat. I admit that previously I didn't get the new look that Gomez... READ MORE

  First off, why is it that hot girls go for the ugliest guys? Goddamn. Pete Davison is one ugly ass son of a bitch. As everyone already knows and doesn’t care about by now, nymphomanic Bratz Doll Ariana Granda and... READ MORE

Macaulay Culkin doesn’t want anymore fame, he just wants to make “tiny little Asian babies.” He’s practicing procreation with another child star that’s most likely just as broken as him on the inside. You’d have to be if the... READ MORE

We have new insight as to what exactly might be injected into Kim Kardashian's disgusting body thanks to a video of the majestic centaur bouncing up and down on a trampoline. Her tits don't move. At all. And the... READ MORE

  Do you remember when you were a kid, and you would get an erection while sitting in the vibrating massage chairs at Brookstone? Me neither. This is just one of the many magical moments that can happen in... READ MORE

Brits, like Americans, can either be classy or trashy, but while many Americans picture the classy to outweigh the trashy across The Pond, this might not be the case. For every Kate Middleton, there’s a Katie Price, and something... READ MORE

  Now if she could just explain away the rest of funhouse body. The Jenndashians are so delusional that Keeping Up With The Prostitutes – which recently kicked off its fifteenth season on E! – would serve better as... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen is a decision-maker. Sure it’s never good decisions, but at least he’s not some namby-pamby on-the-fence dweller whose life has no direction. So what if the direction he’s headed in happens to be the wrong way. He’s... READ MORE

An eight-year-old boy in Indiana suffered a fatal meth overdose after mistaking a plate of his dad's meth for leftover food crumbs. It all happened when the boy, Curtis Collman III, told his dad, Curtis Collman II, that he was hungry.... READ MORE

  As younger generations shun beer in favor of overdosing at music festivals, big beer companies are struggling. Even Millennials’ affinity for craft beer – that, while usually terrible tasting, is LOCAL – isn’t slowing down the overall trend... READ MORE