As you listen to the television producers of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ feed lines and direction to Khloe Kardashian, telling her what to say and think and do during her own wedding, keep in mind this is supposed... READ MORE

Saturday Night Live announced that new cast member Jenny Slate will not be fired after she said “fuckin” on live TV, during her very first SNL appearance. While SNL aired live on the East Coast, producers bleeped Slate’s mistake... READ MORE

Megan Fox is hosting Saturday Night Live this week and she was on Jimmy Fallon last night, and everyone who says she’s a bitch is nuts. Because she’s adorable. On Fallon she talked about not wanting to disappoint anyone... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan has no business at an acting award ceremony of course, so she did not attend the Emmys Sunday night. She is an alcoholic drug-addict however, so she very much did attend the Emmy after-parties, including one at... READ MORE

Every single thing Ricky Gervais does is funny, and last night as he presented the Emmy for Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Series was no exception. You can just look at him and tell he’s about to do something... READ MORE

I’ve never seen ‘Two and a Half Men’ but I still know it sucks and I hate it (even though they’ve had the good sense to guest cast Megan Fox and my beloved Paget Brewster, who is tied with... READ MORE

Most Democrats these days are socialist pussies who are offended by everything and their solution to anything entertaining is to fuss over it like some kind of woman and then add a tax, and President Obama may be all... READ MORE

The Thursday morning headlines are hosted by this sexy ass German guy who shuffles around in a circle for over 5 minutes to ‘Sunshine’ by alex M.O.R.P.H. At the 3 minute mark, just when you think things are starting... READ MORE

Chris Brown is furious today over rumors that he can’t remember the night when he beat the shit out of Rihanna (you better watch your back, rumors. Chris Brown will choke a bitch). He issued a statement to People... READ MORE

The Jonas Brothers sang all of their amazing hit songs last night in Toronto, but it was a feast for the eyes as well when the boys took to the sky and showed off their athleticism (video of it... READ MORE