Our resident ninja bee Elizabeth Hurley has always been crazy hot, but she recently came out as just fucking crazy with a string of weird old British lady Insta videos. Sure, old people aren’t great with social media.... READ MORE

  Brazil’s rich heritage has afforded the world so so so much. Cocaine. Prostitution. Botched surgeries. Big asses. All of these cultural touchstones came into play to varying degrees in the most recent, and apparently last ever, Miss BumBum... READ MORE

This week's Mr. Skin Podcast will wreck yer balls! READ MORE

  In the words of earthy singer-songwriter Bella Thorne “Bitch, I’m Bella Thorne. Bitch, I’m Bella Thorne. I should be freaking out. But I’m hella bored.” Seeing Bella Thorne’s almost-taint isn’t necessarily a rarity here on the Dark Web, but... READ MORE

  Not to be confused with Demi Lovato’s new song, “Thank U, Snacks.” A lack of self-worth stemming from being raised in an Appalachian meth den storage shed has left me with the inability to compliment others, or to... READ MORE

"Rebel Wilson should have shut up and enjoyed that check. This woman could have just said she hoped to see even more plus sized women in starring roles. That's all she had to say. But no, that white savior... READ MORE

  America-hating nymphomaniac Bratz Doll Ariana Grande is finding out the hard way that breaking up with an attention-obsessed ugly ass son of a bitch butthole eyes vampire isn’t easy. Comedians are born emotionally broken, and spend their lives banking... READ MORE

This week's Mr. Skin Minute is sexy daily and Knightley! READ MORE

I’d imagine the descent into depravity that crowned Kim Kardashian as the whore of Hollywood, the same one the bible warned everyone about, probably looks something similar to the seven circles of hell from Dante’s Inferno. The only thing... READ MORE

Hey Amy. Here's one for your next set. Three comedians walk into a bar. Then Amy Schumer steals their jokes. READ MORE