I don’t know what it is exactly, but holy shit do I love Jasmine Waltz. She’s only famous of course for dating David Arquette right after he separated from Courteney Cox, but I don’t care. I’m all in. Her... READ MORE

After a sold-out concert at the Borgata in Atlantic City on Monday night, Rihanna did a little shopping around New York City yesterday. Presumably for some pants. (image source = fame) READ MORE

Big-titted teen modeling sensation Kate Upton (who has appeared in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition and is a Victorias Secret Angel yet only turned 19 on June 10th) was in Miami this weekend for the “swim” portion of Mercedes... READ MORE

Kelly Brook (who you might remember suffered a miscarriage just 2 months ago) looked absolutely fantastic earlier today when she went swimming in Ischia, Italy, and I bet she’d be really flattered to know that a piece of food... READ MORE

Victorias Secret supermodel Jessica Stam is in Berlin this week for the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week, and also to tease German boys with what German girls would have looked like if Hitler had won. At first I thought her... READ MORE

Eva Longoria spent the 4th of July in Marbella, Spain, in a white bikini on a yacht with her boyfriend Eduardo Cruz (she’s 36 and he’s 25, btw). He’s Penelope Cruz’s little brother. He also seems a little dense.... READ MORE

The fact that girls have no idea about how to gauge size or measure things really paid off this weekend when Geri Halliwell tried to cover her boobs while changing bikini tops on a yacht off St. Jean Cap... READ MORE

Megan Fox was in Hawaii this weekend, and spent most of it with her perfect body in a bikini on a beach with her husband, who’s name I can’t rememberer and didn’t look up. Besides if I were to... READ MORE

Despite all evidence to the contrary, Kirstie Alley claims to have lost 60 pounds while doing ‘Dancing With The Stars’, and now says she has a 22-inch waist. Just like Megan Fox. That’s Fox on the left in the... READ MORE

As the end result of all this, which, among many many many other crimes, includes kidnapping three people after car-jacking their SUV and driving it 100mph down PCH while drunk and high on cocaine to chase down her ex-assistant... READ MORE