The rule is that it’s rude for a female guest to wear white to a wedding, the only possible exception being if the outfit won’t take away from the bride by being too sexy and as long as it... READ MORE

Reese Witherspoons well earned vacation (that was sarcasm by the way) in Kauai continued this weekend when she went surfing with her kids. At least I guess this is still called surfing. Does it have another name when there’s... READ MORE

Normally when there’s a big Hollywood star on the beach I’ll take one of the pictures and crop it real tight for the headline. That seemed counter productive this time because the pictures are of Reese Witherspoon in Kauai... READ MORE

Julia Roberts and her husband Danny Moder were on the beach in Kauai, Hawaii, yesterday, and the good news is that these are only pictures so you don’t have to listen to Julia cackle like a god damn hyena.... READ MORE

Insufferable elitist cunt Gwyneth Paltrow has a new interview with Elle Decor magazine and they asked her to list a few things that “she can’t live without”. And since she was born to privilege and deserves to surround herself... READ MORE

Victorias Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambosio has been on Maui for a few days now, and yesterday she spent the day at the beach with her 3-year-old daughter Anja, and she’s so unthinkably perfect that she’s even pretty while getting... READ MORE

Remember the statue of Britney Spears giving birth on a bear rug (this)? Or the one of Paris Hiltons autopsy (this)? Well those were done by this weirdo, who now has a bronze sculture of Selena Gomez and Justin... READ MORE

Pope Gregory the Thirteenth was so in love with the calendar he introduced in 1582 that he even named it after himself, but if I wanted to fag off staring at charts and numbers all day I’d be an... READ MORE

That headline is a blatant lie, by the way, but it really helps my google placement when I have the words “selena gomez” and “bikini” and “naked” in a headline. I tried to work in “blowjob” too but I... READ MORE

Unlike Amy Winehouse, “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star Brandi Glanville put on a pink bikini and quietly walked around the beach in Malibu, because she’s not a theatrical little cry baby. Fine Amy. Yeah, good, go do... READ MORE