When you look at these pictures of Jenna Jameson in a bikini, spending the Fourth of July in LA with her boyfriend Tito Ortiz, it’s hard to believe that a girl could do hardcore porn for 15 years and... READ MORE

Heidi Klum and her enormous pregnant breasts tired to spend a fun day with her kids at a park in New York City yesterday, but some old lady had to come up and ruin everything. I think she propositioned... READ MORE

Janice Dickinson showed off her old-timey rack in Malibu for the 4th, and, uh, I really hope those implants are new and not from when she was modeling. Because if they are they’re probably stuffed with asbestos and lead... READ MORE

CURRENT SONG – Theme from “Saw”, remixed by BoneCrusher, with Lil Jon and Fatman Scoop. Bone Crusha is my N-word. (hear it here – explicit lyrics) MICHAEL JACKSON – will be buried this week. Without his brain. Because his... READ MORE

Rihanna spent the Fourth of July at Tao in Vegas with some mystery dude who is reportedly her new lover, and she did it essentially topless, but don’t get too excited. That star over her nipple is what she... READ MORE

You know what phrase I bet no one on earth has ever said at any time ever, even sarcastically? “Man, I sure would like to see Lady GaGa topless.” So with that in mind, your guess is as good... READ MORE

FRIDAYS FUN FACT! – Julianne Moore was caught outside her Malibu home this week, and although her skin appears to be white, it’s actually transparent.  It appears white because she reflects and scatters all natural light. The color white... READ MORE

For almost two glorious, life-affirming minutes, Israeli model Bar Rafaeli rolls back and forth completely naked in this video for reasons that are written in Israeli. If I had to describe it with one word, it would be oh-my-fucking-god. READ MORE

If there’s anything better than the way Kim Kardashian looks in this bikini, I haven’t heard of it. And I’ve heard of many many things. Well over two dozen. Unfortunately who ever did her makeup smeared it on like... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson sang the National Anthem yesterday at the opening ceremony of the Tiger Tourney, a charity golf event in Bethesda, Maryland, hosted by Tiger Woods.   So here are some pictures and the amazing true facts behind them. PICTURE... READ MORE