Everyone agrees that kids are a pox upon this world who ruin everything, but sometimes big Hollywood stars are immune because they have unlimited money to spend on plastic surgeons and an army of nannies. Before long the memory... READ MORE

Lisa Rinna hit up the beach in Malibu this weekend, and when she was in the water, she pretty much looked fantastic. Then she stepped out of the water and everything went to total hell.  She’s like an old... READ MORE

I’ve gotten well over 200 emails asking about the tape some are optimistically claiming shows ESPN fox Erin Andrews naked in her hotel room. I can’t even begin to imagine how this was made (telepathy?), and I’m flattered people... READ MORE

It seems unlikely that anyone asked without stifling a smile, but according to today’s Sun, Nick Lachey has thought about the offer that doesn’t exist and ruled out a reunion with Jessica Simpson.  He confronted the rumor no one... READ MORE

Eva Mendes is on vacation in Italy this week, and she looks even hotter now than she did when we made our sex tape. And she looked amazing in our sex tape.  When it came out, the Hollywood Reporter... READ MORE

Criss Angel is down in Mexico this week with some girl who looks like Maya Rudolph, and that’s not a compliment for anyone involved. She’s ok I guess but a huge downgrade from Holly Madison. He shouldn’t even have... READ MORE

One of the photo agencies had these pictures and they said, “Annalynne McCord suffers tragically at the hand of wardrobe malfunction on the set of 90210.” And they had circles around her chest and kitty. Needless to say I... READ MORE

Earlier this week the UK version of Vanity Fair went to press with pictures of actress Anna Friel (“Land of the Lost”) modeling topless (here). I guess that wasn’t as much of a coup as I thought because someone... READ MORE

Jayde Nicole, star of “the Hills”, Playboy, and my erotic fantasies, wore some cruelty-free bikini to hand out vegetairan hot dogs today on Capitol Hill, apprently under the impression that getting Senators to masturbate will somehow fix whatever it... READ MORE

AnnaLynne McCord filmed some beach scenes today in LA for the second season of “90210”, and in this picture she seems to be pretending she’s some kind of horsey, and she’s moving her fists up and down like they... READ MORE