So, um, I actually uploaded these pictures of Cindy Crawford in St. Tropez like 4 hours ago. And I thought I published them then. But I didn’t. Yaay! I hope this won’t sound like bragging, but I might be... READ MORE

If you’re a guy and you had a computer in the 90’s, you almost definitely had this Karen Mulder wallpaper at least once. I had it twice. From 1994 to 97, then from a week later in 97 to... READ MORE

Just about two months ago, Jordan announced that she was separating from her husband of almost 4 years. And this week she was spotted essentially naked with some guy in a pool. Touching, right?  Although this new guy has... READ MORE

Leighton Meester, who would like you to know that the “waters warm” and then bounce, also says that, despite all evidence to the contrary, the sex tape allegedly starring her is not real. Or something. She tells Harpers Bazaar…... READ MORE

Yesterday there were bikini pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt playing basketball (here). Today there are more pics from the same vacation, this time of her playing tennis. In both she’s surrounded by a fence. It’s like being at a... READ MORE

AnnaLynne McCord spent another day in a bikini yesterday in Malibu, prancing around and huddling together with her sister and a friend. This is going in the right direction. She looks terrific every single time, but she’s in a... READ MORE

Nicollette Sheridan hit the beach in Malibu yesterday with the worlds happiest dog, and it’s crazy to think that this sexy bitch is 46-years-old (Nicollette, not the dog). Her house must be on some wormhole that bends the laws... READ MORE

Katy Perry did her best to look hot this weekend in Miami on her way to the Katy Perry Pool Party (i have no idea). So she wore a nice little pink bikini. Then of course she ruined everything,... READ MORE

What with all the Megan Fox-ness going on the past few months, it’s been easy to forget that Jessica Alba is 1A on the list of “Girls I Would Have Sex With Even If They’ve Been Dead For A... READ MORE

Model Imogen Thomas was at a pool in Spain yesterday when suddenly one of her friends ripped her bikini off and the two of them ran around topless. And while I appreciate them showing me their tits, I can’t... READ MORE