Rihanna walked around New York yesterday with her pierced breasts on full display, and Jesus Christ I’ve just about had it with you god damn women. I dated a girl once and it took three weeks to get her... READ MORE

Megan Fox tells Rolling Stone this month that she’s prone to violent outburts, used to cut herself and might be slightly crazy, a revelation that doesn’t matter in any way whatsoever. “Yeah,” she replied when asked if she had... READ MORE

Over on her official website, Kim Kardashian posted some new bikini pics yesterday (full size and two more here and here and here) but she never said what they were for. Actually she probably did but I didn’t read... READ MORE

I’ve always thought Milla Jovovich was insanely gorgeous, and anyone who sees these pictures from the Fall issue of ‘Purple’ magazine will undoubtedly agree. I’ll never understand how a hack like Paul Anderson tricked her into marriage. I guess... READ MORE

Italian actress Sara Tommasi walked the red carpet for the Venice Film Festival last night, but much more importantly she spent the day before walking around in a top that was completely over-matched as it tried to hold down... READ MORE

The 66th Venice Film Festival opened yesterday, and they have a huge lineup this year with premiere screenings of ‘the Informant!’ from Steven Soderbergh and Matt Damon, and ‘Men Who Stare At Goats’ starring George Clooney. In the formal... READ MORE

The Spears’ises are in Miami today, lounging poolside with Bitneys 2 legitimate kids and Jamie Lynns out-of-wedlock bastard who can’t get into heaven. Britney takes her kids to the pool almost every week lately, which is really cute unless... READ MORE

Geri Halliwell spent the weekend in Saint Tropez, and she could barely contain her laughter during a walk on the beach when she passed some of the fancy gentleman who, much like myself, only feel free when naked. I... READ MORE

I wish I had known about this photo shoot that Kelly Brook did for the new Loaded magazine, because in some of the pictures she has a cigarette in her mouth, and I’d go buy a little tiger striped... READ MORE

The sixth stage of grief is to walk around a rooftop Hollywood pool in a bikini and drink champagne, so Megan Hauserman from ‘Megan Wants a Millionaire’ seems to be recovering nicely after her rejection sent Ryan Jenkins into... READ MORE