Apparently you were the only one on earth who wasn’t in a bikini on St Barths this weekend, because Gwen Stefani was there too. God knows why because she and her friends turned the beach into a day care,... READ MORE

AVATAR – has already made 1 billion dollars, only the 5th movie to ever do so, and it’s only been in theaters for three weeks. Wait, no, three months.  Weeks.  I don’t know, one of those two.  What am... READ MORE

I have no idea when Hayden Panawhatever got breasts, but I don’t know why she’s with boxing heavyweight champion Wladimir Klitschko either. Or why he’s pawing all over her. There’s really not a single thing here that makes a... READ MORE

Oh that’s weird. I saved a picture of Orlando Bloom walking around a yacht with no shirt on as the banner picture but instead my computer posted a picture of Miranda Kerrs ass. My computer must be homophobic. That’s... READ MORE

God only knows how she’s paying for it (blowjobs) but Lindsay rang in the new year in St Barths, and even though in the very first picture she looks like we would get arrested if we were walking around... READ MORE

All the dumb websites and magazines and TV shows do lists at the end of the year, counting down and ranking everything you can imagine, and they’re all subjective and poorly thought out and painful to read. But nothing... READ MORE

Tiger Woods hasn’t been seen in public for almost a month, essentially in hiding since the National Enquirer broke the story on Thanksgiving day that he was cheating on his wife with Rachel Uchitel. The good news is he’s... READ MORE

The jersey threw me off but apparently that’s not LeBron James yesterday on the beach in Miami, but it is Playmate of the Year/professional prostitute Victoria Silvstedt. It’s always nice to see girls with big tits in bikinis, but... READ MORE

Victoria’s Secret supermodel Alesandra Ambrosio was in St Barths two weeks ago, and while she was there she twittered a bunch of personal candids. It’s a real tribute to professional photographers, because as it turns out she looks fantastic... READ MORE

God only knows why, but apparently Jessica Simpson is still hung up on Tony Romo, and so it was the perfect finale for her terrible year when he got engaged last week to 23-year-old Candice Crawford, just 5 months... READ MORE