Mostly these are bikini pictures of Paris Hilton on a yacht in Sardinia, Italy, and then at the end there’s a few more topless pictures of her from some German newspaper (here are the ones from Monday). She actually... READ MORE

I know that I said Angelina Jolie was the hottest girl on earth two seconds ago, but that was because I got swept away by passion and forgot about Victorias Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio. Luckily she was on a... READ MORE

Katy Perry was in the Bahamas this weekend for a concert at Atlantis, and yesterday she and her huge jugs spent the day in a bikini at the resorts massive water park, as my neighbors already know because of... READ MORE

It might be stupid that marijuana is illegal in most countries, but it is, so you have to be smart if you want to carry some when you travel. Needless to say Paris Hilton is dumb as a rock,... READ MORE

Page views die on Friday afternoons, so the new plan was for the sexiest girl readers to take pictures for a contest. But then this 20-year-old French student named Mareline sent pictures, and suddenly everyone agreed that a contest... READ MORE

UPDATE – I don’t know why I continue to be such a vacillating, no-decision making spaz with this contest but I keep changing things around and all it does is screw it up. Hopefully I’ll magically get smart overnight... READ MORE

Ischia, Italy must be incredibly relaxing because Colombian supermodel and ‘Modern Family’ star Sofia Vergara was there over the weekend too, and just like Heather Graham she laid around with her legs splayed open. Of course Sofia looked better... READ MORE

Because if you were following Tyler on twitter, when hot girls email pictures like the banner picture girl or this girl with E’s, they end up over there long before I can find some transparent excuse to post them... READ MORE

Kelly Brook spent a second day in Barbados, this time in a green bikini, and the last few days have been magical because I almost have enough pictures to finally turn Tyler into the Kelly Brook fan page I’ve... READ MORE

Gisele Bund-Bunch-Whatever had a child with Tom Brady just 6 months ago, but she’s already posing pretty much naked again, this time for the Brazilian lingerie company Hope. It proves once again that women can look awesome right after... READ MORE