You know what they say about kids who grow up in brothels with dads who want to be working the clients rather than just working the register. There’s nothing Kylie can do at this point that can’t be blamed on... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus has declared in her latest insipid interview for Paper Magazine that she’s always been openly bisexual. By open she means that nobody among the millions of people who follow her publicly have ever seen or heard evidence... READ MORE

Like most young people today Kyemah McEntyre has suffered a persistent dull aching oppression which can’t be articulated but everyone’s a survivor now. That used to mean narrowly escaping the gas chamber but is now applied to those who... READ MORE

In which we discuss Vagina Dad’s gaping ego, anal retentive school administrators, and the end of the age of man. You can listen to this weekly podcast and still have time for porn. It’s all about strong clock management. Yeah,... READ MORE

Emma Sulkowicz became an instant Manhattan art scene phenom by lugging a mattress around the Columbia University campus for nearly two years as performance art to highlight her unpunished campus rapist. Her accused, Paul Nungesser, went unpunished for the old fashioned... READ MORE

The curious case of Caitlyn Jenner exposes once more the intellectually dishonest debate over tolerance. Tolerance is an empty slogan employed by individuals with an agenda seeking to forestall dissension. It’s no different than politicians waving the flag around military budgets or hate mongers playing on... READ MORE

Chrissy Teigen is one of those celebrities who gets a free pass for being famous for no good reason. If you consider being half Asian and having big tits no good reason. I could go either way on that.... READ MORE

Half of soccer’s governing body FIFA just got arrested in Switzerland on charges of being corrupt bastards for as long as anybody can remember. It’s widely known that the worldwide soccer federation is filled with officials who actively rake... READ MORE

The last great hope of the Thorne family of stage girls is this redhead line reader. Her Disney bio age is seventeen which makes her a Dominican shortstop prospect age fifteen, or both about twenty-four in rotations around the... READ MORE

Lena Dunham posted a photo of herself in lingerie because she’s super body positive. Also, because she’s being paid by a lingerie company.  It’s long been Dunham’s dream to make one million men taste the remnants of the grilled cheese sandwich... READ MORE