Every now and then Ray J pipes up and takes credit for creating the Kardashian empire. His jizz fling was the eye of newt potion that turned that tawdry family from dead OJ accomplice and his cheating widow into a media juggernaut.... READ MORE

Depending on who you believe, Charlotte McKinney’s P.R. reps or Charlotte McKinney’s P.R. reps, somebody hacked her Instagram account and posted a nude photo of her. Which doesn’t actually explain how the hackers happened to have a nude selfie... READ MORE

We intentionally record The Last Men on Earth podcast in the morning so nobody has a valid reason to be drunk. We just sound that way because we have speech impediments and some mild to moderate encephalitis. I feel... READ MORE

The Wright Brothers didn’t take flight on their first attempt. It took decades from Kitty Hawk flops before bored business travelers were getting loaded and scrumping in the lavatories on the way to O’Hare. Chelsea Handler is committed to... READ MORE

Sometimes you need to make numerous babies with an unemployed alcoholic before you can size up his boyfriend viability. Kourtney Kardashian had to know there was something wrong with Scott Disick the first time she realized he wasn’t black and his dick... READ MORE

Demi Lovato’s camped wasted no time jumping the lesbian experimentation money train with her song Cool for Summer. Hint, she tries kissing a girl. Seems edgy. Where’s my drachma? Critics are suggesting the song seems like an intentional rip... READ MORE

In the old days you could get radio programs banned in colleges towns for dropping an f-bomb or talking shit about The President. Now counter culture is now banging your girlfriend and not caring about her as a person. This... READ MORE

I was pretty sure the Confederate Flag was still an iconic illustration on a good bit of consumer merchandise. I had no idea Sears was still in business. A bunch of national retailers, along with NASCAR, the University of... READ MORE

Here’s the thing most people don’t seem to understand about the age of consent. That’s consent for sexual activity. As a random example, Tyga. It’s a crime for him to pound Kylie Jenner Jenner in her fart hole nightly. Even... READ MORE

CGI is ruining everything. First, Michael Bay gets to be called a filmmaker. Now Lena Headey’s face is digitally morphed onto some other chick’s naked body in Game of Thrones. Headey can’t stop talking about the rough experience of filming... READ MORE