Donald Trump takes on the big names. Occasionally, illegal immigrant ice cream cart vendors and masa kneading abuelitas, but at times, direct for the gullet of the rich and powerful in his own class. Trump’s latest Tourette’s like outburst was targeted... READ MORE

Nobody knows what the Teen Choice Awards are. Nobody cared after Britney Spears showed up and squatted like a Russian grandma taking an alley dump in 1911. You’d have to be a qualified doctor to name all the parts... READ MORE

In a not surprising revelation, the chief beards of ISIS like to rape women. Before the beheadings and the ritualistic tire burnings. Maybe sometimes after as well if it’s a Saturday and Allah’s been very good to you. The... READ MORE

Sharon Stone is coming clean about the brain bleed that caused her to lose all her senses and get brand new tits just to restore her speech. Her harrowing medical experience whose medical charts were subsequently shredded and burned... READ MORE

There’s only one reason to post a photo of yourself breastfeeding two big ass boys simultaneously, one of whom is decidedly not even you own child. To get people to write deleterious comments about breastfeeding so you can cry ‘shaming’. Mama... READ MORE

Donald Trump is a distasteful narcissist. He’s not a retard. Nobody makes period jokes about women on national television. Trump’s comment on CNN regarding Megyn Kelly  at the Fox News debate, You could see there was blood coming out... READ MORE

Dentist and big game hunter Walter Miller confused his daily practice grind with being a Make-a-Wish Foundation candidate and requested the chance to kill, skin, and behead Cecil the Lion. Cecil’s a regular in YouTube clips from visitors to the national... READ MORE

New York magazine spent the past six months interviewing thirty-five Cosby accusers to fully document their assault stories then blended their portraits into one giant Fat Albert raped me collage. Give credit where credit is due, this is pretty fucking... READ MORE

If you start with the premise that the MTV Video Music Awards are as prestigious as medals handed to the fat kid who couldn’t finish the hundred, all arguments over who or who should not be nominated or awarded... READ MORE

Somewhere between Josh Duggar serving as cruise director of kiddy sleepover nights at the compound and acting like Bella Thorne hasn’t been traveling around the world with a dude banging the snot out of her for the past several... READ MORE