When NBC approached Jay Leno about doing a 30 minute show at 11:30 and bumping ‘the Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien’ to 12:05 (note to nbc: it’s not exactly “tonight” at that point anymore, is it?), Jay did the... READ MORE

Heidi Montag went to Liquid in Vegas this weekend, her first time in a bikini since the rumor that she got some sort of plastic surgery. I never looked into that because it’s probably just some lies spread by... READ MORE

Fine, okay. Yes. Kim Kardashian and I are spending some time together, okay. I didn’t want it to come out this way but yeah. Kim is a really special lady. So yesterday I got my blue and yellow swim... READ MORE

Jesus came back from the dead yesterday, but the real winners were the people on Miami Beach who got to see Swiss model and apparent godless heathen Michelle Hunziker in a bikini. A dumb Ed Hardy bikini, but when... READ MORE

There better be a mermaid warning us about cthulhu in the blue tent thing behind Kim Kardashian, because that’s the only excuse for that nerd with the camera to film anything but Kim and her unthinkably perfect tits on... READ MORE

Katy Perry and her dopey boyfriend are in Mexico today, and even though she’s annoying as hell, if any guy says they wouldnt bang her, they probably did so with one hand on their hip while snapping their fingers... READ MORE

I was all pouty about comcast and their shitty service yesterday, so I forgot to post these pictures of Kelly Brook in a new campaign for Ultimo lingerie. Aw she’s just fantastic. Beautiful face, huge breasts, long hair, huge... READ MORE

I’ve said it a million times but Asian chicks are the fuckin best. They’re little and skinny with long hair and really soft skin. If being a girl was an Olympic event, Asian girls would set the world record... READ MORE

The first time I ever heard of Ke$ha was when she was running her mouth about Britney Spears lip synching (this). The second time was when Opie and Anthony took an unstable middle aged goblin with nothing resembling talent... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian is in Miami this week to film her sisters reality show and her boyfriend Reggie Bush is in New York to shoot a calendar, but word on the street is that the distance between them is not... READ MORE