Jennifer Aniston is 41 but she didn’t look it yesterday while filming bikini scenes in Hawaii for that Adam Sandler movie with Brooklyn Decker. Or maybe she did. Maybe this is what lots of women her age would look... READ MORE

Nina Dobrev is on Turks and Caicos today, and I’m not entirely sure who she is but I see her name a lot lately. Unfortunately the words “busty teen” and “cock crazy” don’t bookend her name when I see... READ MORE

Professional prostitute Victoria Silvstedt is still in Eden Roc, France, today, wearing bikinis and riding around on yachts. As professional prostitutes go, she seems to be a pretty good one. She’s a tall blue eyed blond with big tits... READ MORE

Brooklyn Decker is obviously very attractive, but she’s not amazing or anything, so I guess that’s why I never noticed her blue-ribbon winning tits before. Thinking of our lost time together makes me sort of angry. Here she is... READ MORE

Marisa Miller was one of the big stars at the MGM Grands Wet Republic in Vegas this weekend, though for some reason she never stripped down to a bikini. It’s disappointing but it makes sense. When you’re a bikini... READ MORE

‘Precious’ star Gabourey Sidibe is a physically repulsive monster and in most countries her fat ass would be left alone in the street until she either died or got skinny enough to chase down some food. But in America,... READ MORE

Tess Taylor is the star of the E! reality show ‘Pretty Wild’. She’s also at the heart of that whole “bling ring” who robbed Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. She’s also the Playboy Cyber Girl of the Year. She’s... READ MORE

JESSE JAMES – is a jackass who has no one to blame for his problems but himself. Unfortunately he admits that. Which makes it hard to attack him. After the divorce news broke, he said, “Sandy is the love... READ MORE

Julia Roberts is a mean old bitch and she looks like something that you would discover living in a mountain cave that the villagers claim is haunted. Oh, but if you work for People magazine, and your job depends... READ MORE

Some people say kids are our most precious resource, but those people are God damn liars. You can’t go 10 feet without seeing some punk ass kid. How precious could they really be? Our real most precious resource is... READ MORE