Kim and Kourtney Kardashian were on the beach in Miami this weekend, and it was an outrage because both these bitches keep tricking me into thinking they’re hot. I sure as hell forgot how big Kims ass is. She... READ MORE

Katy Perry was in the Bahamas this weekend for a concert at Atlantis, and yesterday she and her huge jugs spent the day in a bikini at the resorts massive water park, as my neighbors already know because of... READ MORE

It might be stupid that marijuana is illegal in most countries, but it is, so you have to be smart if you want to carry some when you travel. Needless to say Paris Hilton is dumb as a rock,... READ MORE

Page views die on Friday afternoons, so the new plan was for the sexiest girl readers to take pictures for a contest. But then this 20-year-old French student named Mareline sent pictures, and suddenly everyone agreed that a contest... READ MORE

Jenna Dewan and her husband Channing Tatum spent another day on the beach in Italy yesterday, and while Jenna spent most of the day bending over and showing off her hot ass, Channing focused mainly on being a big-titted... READ MORE

Katy Perry has a new promo picture for “Teenage Dream“, which is still over a month away, and instead of posing for an all new shoot she took the unusual step of releasing a personal picture from the time... READ MORE

Nicole Scherzinger has been in England lately filling in as a judge on Simon Cowells “the X-Factor”, but here she is in France on a beach popular with the rich and famous who want to get some sun and... READ MORE

Ischia, Italy must be incredibly relaxing because Colombian supermodel and ‘Modern Family’ star Sofia Vergara was there over the weekend too, and just like Heather Graham she laid around with her legs splayed open. Of course Sofia looked better... READ MORE

Heather Graham spent the weekend with her boyfriend at the beach in Ischia, Italy, and thanks to her rolling around with her legs spread this description doesn’t exactly have to be theater of the mind. Why can’t you keep... READ MORE

Remember in court today, during Lindsays probation hearing, just before sentencing, when she was crying to the judge and swearing that she’s changed and this wasn’t a joke to her, and she begged for the chance to prove that... READ MORE