October 13, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Before rising on the stump to complain about your pay, maybe check to see if you took in $96 million in the past year. You’re inherently a horrible spokesperson for salary inequality arguments when you’re the top earning female...
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October 13, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
It’s probably hard for really good looking women to contemplate there are some small subset of men who see them as fully replaceable. Maybe not you or I, but NBA ballers like Klay Thompson who just got a ring...
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October 2, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Another day, another college shooting. Another cry for gun control by politicians and hashtaggers who have no actual ability to control guns. There will guns widely available in this nation for at least as long as anybody reading this post...
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October 2, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
An amazing thing happens when you get a microphone and nobody tells you you can’t say that or shut the fuck up you’re being super rude. You start to become excessively rude and never shut the fuck up. I’d...
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September 29, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Girls have been marrying dudes who remind them of their dad forever now. Especially their dead dads since dead dads are awesome and without flaw and would’ve shown up to all your recitals and events had they not been...
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September 28, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Demi Lovato is in the unenviable position of having a pear shaped DNA sequence and ensconced firmly in the business of selling her body. It’s why her mom encouraged Lovato into eating disorders at six. It was the clairvoyance of this day when...
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September 3, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Hillary Clinton emails reveal that her close confidant and warm hands travel companion Huma Abedin makes about half a mill a year being Clinton’s special assistant. Abedin often complains it’s not enough. It’s a combination of her government salary along with a...
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September 1, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Lena Dunham spends a lot of time working the fat shaming meme for fun and profit. The self-described actress and writer posted a picture of her old man swollen prostate gunt to Instagram long enough for it to be seen by...
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August 24, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
I’m not sure when Duke University gained the reputation for having douchebag students, or precisely when it was formally validated by science, but it seems borne out by repeated anecdotal evidence. Several incoming Duke Freshmen went onto Facebook to...
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August 21, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Heaven sent late 40-something Ravens cheerleader Molly Shattuck was finally sentenced for the horrible non-crime of blowing a fifteen year old boy who went to her son’s school. Nothing worse than when a big titted blond mom picks your name...
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