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Amanda Seyfried knows how to dress

November 9, 2010 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Amanda Seyfried plays a stripper in a new movie which either has the terrible name I’m.mortal or the terrible name Now (just combine them Hollywood. you know you want to), and what they lack in movie naming skills they... READ MORE

Vanessa Minnillo is in a bikini

November 8, 2010 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Vanessa Minnillo, who is still ungoddambelievable looking, and jackoff idiot Nick Lachey share the same birthday (November 9th) and so to celebrate they’re down in Mexico this week. This is the kind of thing I would do if she... READ MORE

Jessica Alba has naked cell phone pictures

November 5, 2010 | crowd favorites | editor| 0 Comments

It’s no secret that Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have had a few rough patches in their marriage, and as everyone knows she had a little girl last year. But now I’m posting pictures of Jessica while pregnant, showing... READ MORE

Jessica Lowndes is a good model

November 4, 2010 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

90210 star Jessica Lowndes is in the new FHM, and she sort of looks like a young Jennifer Connelly here. Except Jennifer Connelly took her clothes off a lot when she was younger. It’s called sharing Jessica. Stop being... READ MORE

Ashley Greene helped push Demi Lovato over the edge

November 4, 2010 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Long before Demi Lovato left the Jonas Brothers tour and checked into a treatment center this weekend, reportedly to address her cutting issues, she was dating Joe Jonas. Which no doubt would make it awkward to be touring with... READ MORE

Jessica Alba is in ‘Spy Kids 4’

November 2, 2010 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Is this some kind of pervert sting operation? ‘Spy Kids 4’ is a kids movie. About kids who can keep a secret from grown ups. Why is Jessica Alba in a leather body suit? This feels like a trap.... READ MORE

I hate this cutesy crap for Halloween

November 2, 2010 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Let me preface this by saying you can wear something cute for Halloween and still look fantastic. Like super famous porn star Kristina Rose did (twitter). She wore a cowgirl costume backwards. She’s a Reverse Cowgirl. Get it? Do... READ MORE

Christina Hendricks was mistaken for a hooker

October 29, 2010 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Christina Hendricks was taking a break from filming ‘Drive’ outside a pawnshop in LA today, when a man approached her, reportedly mistaking her for a prostitute before being led away by a member of the crew. In my defense,... READ MORE

Charlie Sheens porn star is about to get paid

October 28, 2010 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Capri Anderson, the girl who locked herself in a bathroom Monday night inside Charlie Sheens New York hotel room (and who does softcore and girl-girl porn under this new name but did hardcore under the name Alexis Capri), will... READ MORE

Kelly Brook is a really good model

October 20, 2010 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Kelly Brook is great, and Playboy is great, and yet somehow Kelly Brook in Playboy was not great. Except for this picture. And this one. I can’t post more because, instead of thanking me for helping to get the... READ MORE

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