I really need to move Tyler to one of those crooked island countries where you can, not only have a website with pictures of a naked 17 year old, but you could buy a naked 17 year old for... READ MORE

Brace yourself for a white knuckle ride on a wave of adrenaline, because not only did Kim Kardashian get a pedicure in Beverly Hills today, but when leaving, she dropped something! And then, she picked it up! Oohh this... READ MORE

Gisele Bundchen is on St. Barts today shooting for Victorias Secret, and at one point, for some reason, she climbed into a van and took her clothes off. It was like an A list, extra fancy version of a... READ MORE

If Brooke Hogan doesn’t smell like sweat and old beer I will eat my hat, and today she pushed that dirty mess she calls a vag into a bikini and went frolicking in the water on Miami Beach. After... READ MORE

Jennifer Ansiton spent Thanksgiving in Cabo again this year, and even though she’s whiny, spoiled and generally unpleasant, it’s hard to deny that she has nice boobs for an old lady. Unfortunately they’re right between that hagged, frozen face... READ MORE

Last week the Windows phone girl jumped out of anonymity and into our hearts when someone on twitter told me her name is Christina Cuenca. And after that I got lots of email about other anonymous hot girls, but... READ MORE

Paris Hilton, in front of a camera crew while wearing a diamond Chanel necklace and black stiletto heels, volunteered her time today to help the Hollywood Beautification Team paint over graffiti, some of it tags left by the MS-13... READ MORE

Candice Swanepoel was another of the big modeling stars at last nights Victoria’s Secret fashion show in New York, where, in keeping with tradition, the theme was, Incoherent Batshit Madness. READ MORE

Vanessa Hudgens is in Hawaii today filming scenes for Journey 2: The Mysterious Island, the first live action movie to ever be shot in Digital 3D. So, to make sure they get their money back, they put Vanessa in... READ MORE

Last December, just a few days after turning 17, Miley Cyrus got a tat under her teen breast that says, “whites only”. No not really. It says, “just breathe”. It’s reportedly a tribute to a friend with cystic fibrosis... READ MORE