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Cameron Diaz is ripped, ugly

February 18, 2011 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Cameron Diaz and her lover Alex Rodriguez spent some time at a gym in Venice yesterday, and HOLY SHIT. I haven’t seen arms that ripped since I looked in the mirror about 10 minutes ago. Now I know what... READ MORE

JWoww wants to pose for Playboy again

February 18, 2011 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Back in September, JWoww was offered $400,000 to pose fully naked in Playboy. Amazingly, and I say that because I assume she’s kind of slutty, she turned it down. But not for good, as it turns out. E! says…... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus got really fat, really fast

February 17, 2011 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus is under a great deal of stress these days, and obviously I’m just joking because to be honest I’m not even sure what the hell it is she does. Other than eat, apparently. It probably goes without... READ MORE

Demi Moore is 48 and still looks like this in a bikini

February 16, 2011 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are in the Caribbean today, and no matter how much unicorn blood she has to drink every day to still look this way, it’s all been 100 percent worth it, because she looks terrific.... READ MORE

Chrissy Teigen f**king rules

February 15, 2011 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Supermodel Chrissy Teigen can be seen in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue that goes on sale tomorrow, and tonight she’ll be on David Letterman, but last night she was at the Grammy Awards with her boyfriend John Legend. He... READ MORE

JWoww wore a see thru dress

February 12, 2011 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

JWoww is in New York for Fashion Week, and last night she was the special guest at… okay I forgot to write it down. Someones show. No one good, obviously. But she tried to make it good by wearing... READ MORE

Katy Perry knows how to sell perfume

February 8, 2011 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Mexico is mostly famous for its lawless government and a bountiful supply of date rape drugs, it’s a forced-penetration powder-keg just waiting to explode, so it wasn’t the best idea in the world for Katy Perry to wear this... READ MORE

Lisa Snowdon is here to help

February 4, 2011 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Today is being dominated by stories about Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan, but now thanks to Lisa Snowdon (an English TV host and model who used to date George Clooney), now there’s a third theme: Biritish girls with big... READ MORE

Charlie Sheens mom is the product of a rape

February 3, 2011 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

(NOTE: I should probably write TYLER EXCLUSIVE in all caps across the headline, because thats what this is, but it makes me look needy.) The reason Charlie Sheen continues to get work in Hollywood despite a 20 year crime... READ MORE

look alive, Hugh Jackmans daughter!

February 1, 2011 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Everyone in Hollywood really likes Hugh Jackman, and seeing him playing in the snow with his daughter in New York over the weekend sort of gives you a hint as to why. He just seems like a nice guy.... READ MORE

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