That rapscallion who got detained at a Texas high school for being the only dark skinned Muslim kid who happened to be bringing a homemade clock to school that day is now suing the school district. He wants his... READ MORE

Kourtney Kardashian showing off where bastard babies come from encapsulates everything that’s wrong with Kardashian media content. It’s porn with far too much yapping between the money shots. Nobody wants to see Emmanuelle exploring erotic fabrics in Bangkok for... READ MORE

Claire Danes shares with Allure magazine that her body is commented on infinitely more than her male counterparts. Which may or may not be explained by her male counterparts not routinely conducing interviews about their body image in Allure... READ MORE

There’s rumors going around that Kate Upton is fat. It’s not a rumor so much as an observation made by people to scared to call it a fact. She’s getting thick again, even post-Photoshop. The bigger questions is who... READ MORE

The Sun UK newspaper published a steady piece of journalism announcing an A-list actor in Hollywood who sleeps around a lot is HIV positive. They posted a picture of the HIV virus under a microscope in case you want... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson is married, she’s not dead. Also, buzzed not drunk. And puffy not heavy. She’s still got those magnificent tits that along with her ability to lip-synch and be from Texas made her famous fifteen years ago. Origin... READ MORE

Bernie Sanders supporters are largely more educated than Clinton supporters, but widely less practical. Despite the fact that Sanders college-aged Internet minions flooded the polling sites post Democratic debate to declare Bernie Sanders the hippy atheist god almighty, every... READ MORE

There’s no reason to assume Courtney Stodden’s elderly husband’s sperm is the least bit motile, but whoever is standing in to perform reproductive services it doesn’t seem to be taking because I’d swear I’ve seen her picking up pregnancy... READ MORE

Esquire magazine named Emilia Clarke the sexiest woman alive in 2015. Quite coincidentally, the Game of Thrones star had previously agreed to do an extensive interview, video, and promotional rounds for the magazine. She’s a good enough looking lady... READ MORE

Cowboys want to die with their boots on. Soldiers, in battle. Dudes who used to be married to Kardashians can only pray the hookers hide the narcotics before the EMTs arrive. Lamar Odom is closing in on being another notch... READ MORE