Insufferable elitist cunt Gwyneth Paltrow has a new interview with Elle Decor magazine and they asked her to list a few things that “she can’t live without”. And since she was born to privilege and deserves to surround herself... READ MORE

Remember the statue of Britney Spears giving birth on a bear rug (this)? Or the one of Paris Hiltons autopsy (this)? Well those were done by this weirdo, who now has a bronze sculture of Selena Gomez and Justin... READ MORE

Pope Gregory the Thirteenth was so in love with the calendar he introduced in 1582 that he even named it after himself, but if I wanted to fag off staring at charts and numbers all day I’d be an... READ MORE

That headline is a blatant lie, by the way, but it really helps my google placement when I have the words “selena gomez” and “bikini” and “naked” in a headline. I tried to work in “blowjob” too but I... READ MORE

Unlike Amy Winehouse, “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star Brandi Glanville put on a pink bikini and quietly walked around the beach in Malibu, because she’s not a theatrical little cry baby. Fine Amy. Yeah, good, go do... READ MORE

I don’t know what it is exactly, but holy shit do I love Jasmine Waltz. She’s only famous of course for dating David Arquette right after he separated from Courteney Cox, but I don’t care. I’m all in. Her... READ MORE

Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas have been in Europe on vacation all week, and earlier today, while off the coast of Portofinio, Italy, on a yacht bigger than the high school I went to, Catherine strutted around in a... READ MORE

Matt Damon is in Vancouver today to start filming ‘Elysium’, director Neill Blomkamps follow up to ‘District 9’. It’s not really known what the movie is about, except that it’s “very violent“, takes place on another planet in the... READ MORE

English actress Katy Saunders spent the day at her hotels pool in Vietri sul Mare, Italy, today, and if you’re wondering why you’ve never heard of her, it’s because Cameron Diaz gets all the roles written for sexy young... READ MORE

After a sold-out concert at the Borgata in Atlantic City on Monday night, Rihanna did a little shopping around New York City yesterday. Presumably for some pants. (image source = fame) READ MORE