Welcome to only the second time Nicki Minaj has ever gotten her own post here. The first was when she said good morning to America using her nipples and now she’s wearing a bikini with a bottom made of... READ MORE

I noticed in yesterday’s ‘Spring Breakers’ post that I forgot to mention that Ashley Benson is also in this movie. But it seems that even the paparazzi don’t care about her because she’s literally in five of these shots.... READ MORE

Movie studios are awful places where they greenlight movies like the above, ‘Spring Breakers,’ which IMDB says has something to do with college girls turning to armed robbery for something or another. Knowing that anybody under the age of... READ MORE

Ashley Hart’s sister is a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model named Jessica Hart, whereas Ashley’s credits only include who the hell cares because she’s doing cartwheels in a bikini in front of the paparazzi. I’m not dumb enough to think... READ MORE

Good morning loyal Durdenites, Durdenians? Whatever. I return to you as mystery writer by way of the same gypsy magic that turned Miley Cyrus’ steady diet of bong rips and dick cake into this body. Am I actually saying... READ MORE

The newest internet meme is apparently hacked cell phone pics whether real (Heather Morris, above) or fake (January Jones). Unfortunately I won’t be posting either of them because I’m new around here and I’m not sure what the protocol... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus traded in her denim jumper and coonskin cap for a fancy dress last night to attend the 20th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards viewing party. “I aint neva been toa party this fancee,” Miley said.... READ MORE

Kate Upton has a sexy new photo shoot in Muse magazine, and although these are just embiggened copies of what they put online, some HQ scans should be up soon. Just as soon as someone figures out what the... READ MORE

Scarlett Johansson and her new boyfriend Nate Naylor spent the weekend in Hawaii, and it was kinda touching to see how grabby Nate was even though Scarlett has cellulite at the age of 27 and looks like hell now.... READ MORE

Emma Stone probably thought she’d be safe to wear a bikini without the paparazzi getting pictures of her because she’s in Rio. It’s crazy to think that someone spotted her, she blends in perfectly. (picture source = akm images) READ MORE