It’s funny that these pictures of supermodel Kate Upton should show up, with that gorgeous water and blue sky behind her, because just half an hour ago I was having sex with a model and she wanted a noose... READ MORE

I hope the producers considering Miley Cyrus for a judge on ‘American Idol’ know she isn’t house-broken yet. As long as they put her out after she eats or takes a nap it should be ok, but they’ll need... READ MORE

Hopefully these pictures of Jessica Alba with her two kids at a hotel pool in Amalfi, Italy, today don’t give any other girls the dangerous idea that they can have two kids and still look fantastic in a bikini... READ MORE

Two important points to take away from these pictures, taken today, of Scarlett Johansson in a bikini on a yacht off the coast of Taormina, Italy: 1. She’s not a very good layer-downer. In fact she kinda spazzes out... READ MORE

Britney Spears is in Maui today with her two boys and her fiance Jason Trawick, and yesterday she posted this bikini picture on her facebook saying she was “getting ready for some pool time.” Later, true to her word,... READ MORE

Finally, some clear, high-res versions of Kate Uptons fantastic shoot for the July issue of GQ are online. And Tyler Gold members might even notice that I spent the last 90 minutes removing the annoying tags and print from... READ MORE

Let’s just ignore that she fucks this up from the the very first picture and shows that the clip is empty and the barrel is plugged, because in her latest desperate attempt to make people talk about her, Lindsay... READ MORE

Jessica Biel was in Puerto Rico over the weekend to visit Justin Timberlake while he films another movie no one will ever watch, and I can’t believe she’s gonna marry that little faggot when I’m right here waiting with... READ MORE

Madonna, who turns 54 this summer, took her MDNA tour to Istanbul over the weekend, and mistaking the crowds polite enthusiasm for geriatric lust, she ruthlessly flashed her tit at them. If pure morbid curiosity forces you to watch... READ MORE

‘Bachelor’ winner Courtney Robertson had a photo shoot on the beach in Malibu today, and when she wasn’t frolicking in the water she was reading the erotic novel ‘Fifty Shades of Gray’. And the book got her so turned... READ MORE