Jennifer Lopez was hanging out at her hotel in Miami yesterday, then either got up to join her kids and boyfriend in the pool, or got up and fell in the pool because she blacked out after holding her... READ MORE

Skullcandy makes terrible terrible headphones, you’d be better off just thinking about the song you want to listen to and humming, so putting Chrissy Teigen and Kate Upton in their ads was an excellent idea. They also put Jessica... READ MORE

I’ve never heard of New Look lingerie, so they fixed the hell out of that by taking pictures of Kelly Brook in a push-up bra. These pictures are so great that when I got to the end I was... READ MORE

According to the caption on the cover, Kelly Brook has finally done her first photo shoot with Nuts magazine, for reasons that were probably explained in the text I didn’t read before cropping out and discarding. More showy, less... READ MORE

So not only is Lindsay Lohan an irresponsible drunk, a kleptomaniac, and a shitty actress with a terrible attitude, but now it seems she’s also putting on weight. She’s a dream come true if you’re a director or casting... READ MORE

Ashley Greene looked absolutely terrific in a bikini yesterday after going paddle boarding in Malibu, and not that it even matters but she was with some dork. I don’t know who he is. It might have said his name.... READ MORE

The crowd who gathered to watch Katy Perry on a slide at Raging Waters in San Dimas (where the high school football rules) was rewarded for their lack of anything better to do when the water whipped her bikini... READ MORE

Nicole Minetti had only been a dental hygienist for about a month (she was a dancer and model before that) when the Prime Minister of Italy walked in one day to have a tooth fixed. Three months later she... READ MORE

The photo agency says that Ashley Greene went to a yoga class and then shopping at a stationery store in LA yesterday. Well no duh. If it wasn’t stationery how would she even find it, much less get in... READ MORE

Katy Perry spent this afternoon by her hotel pool in Miami, wearing a little black bikini and making flat-chested girls feel bad about themselves. If not for her annoying personality she’d be perfect. It’s like a fable where the... READ MORE