Sophie Turner looked a little gloomy yesterday on the beach in Sydney, maybe because you can’t walk 10 feet in Australia without tripping over some physically perfect sex machine. Here she gets tons of attention but down there, I... READ MORE

Oh okay. So I guess I’m supposed to think that, a week after we broke up, Italian-Venezuelan model Aida Yespica just happened to be on Miami beach in a bikini in front of a bunch of photographers. Uh-huh. Yeah,... READ MORE

I used to like Australia because of their very long list of physically perfect women, but lately, after seeing Hugh Jackman and Chris Hemsworth, I’m starting to think that their guys are the same way. Which totally fucks up... READ MORE

As you may have heard by now, Lindsay Lohan is an immature and selfish cunt who still deludes herself into thinking she’s a respected actress. The NY Times said her attitude got even worse on the set of ‘the... READ MORE

All the picture agency said is that Nabilla Benattia is a French reality star who was filming her show on Miami beach yesterday. Intrigued to learn more, I went on wiki and it said she’s an interstellar cloud of... READ MORE

Kate Upton and Mark Sanchez only dated for about 20 minutes, and that was almost a year ago, but that didn’t stop her from mocking him on twitter last night during the BCS Championship game because women are black... READ MORE

That first picture of Jessica Alba bent over in a bikini in Miami is from 2007, you see it all the time, it’s one of the most famous pictures on the internet and has more sentimental value to me... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston and her annoyingly ripped out boyfriend Justin Theroux spent Christmas in Mexico, and helped show the real potential for those little ar drones; pictures of celebrity box. (image source = fame/flynet. splash) READ MORE

Olivia Culpo, a 20-year-old sophomore at Boston University and current Miss Rhode Island, became the first American in 15 years to win the Miss Universe pageant last night, when she… uh… won the Miss Universe pageant. And of course... READ MORE

I’m joking of course. Rihanna is weird looking and has an awful body, so I wouldn’t actually have sex with her. The headline was just a funny play on words. Domestic violence lol! (image source of rihanna in a... READ MORE