Shayne Lamas once plead guilty to charges of being ‘wet reckless’. That’s a rare penal code violation reserved for rich kids who convince judges that a DUI conviction is just too harsh for a connected celebrity with big tits.... READ MORE

Vida Guerra has made an entire career out of having a hot ass. Outside of maybe inventing the cure for cancer, I can’t think of a more noble professional pedigree. And even then alone with just buddies, we’d probably... READ MORE

Yeah, I know, this story would be so much more awesome if this were a spurned ex-hot-girlfriend outing a hot LPGA golfer (not that the lesbian golfer story would elicit more than a murmur), but it’s not. It’s a... READ MORE

Girls get incredibly more fun when you take them somewhere far away. Rachel Bilson is the height of annoying modesty when on American soil, but take her offshore to a place like Barbados and suddenly she’s in a tiny... READ MORE

Here’s how you know A-Rod has dumped you. You see pictures of the new girl he’s banging in the tabloids. Boy, I wish I had that kind of juice and could avoid those uncomfortable breakup encounters with women I’ve... READ MORE

Wow, I feel like such a shitheel. Okay, yeah, son Henry did make it back to shore on his own okay during the harrowing Klum family Hawaiian vacation nightmare, but the nannies were in danger! Specifically one chunky nanny... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan is on the 25th hour of freedom before they take away her booze for 90 days. So she did what any drug-addled girl would do. She flew down to Brazil, let her boob fall out of her... READ MORE

Should Americans be worried that we’re outsourcing all of our bikini modeling jobs? I didn’t say anything when we lost machine tool & dye, and plastics rotocasting, and the Sports Illustrated subscription call center. Boom. Now I have to... READ MORE

Last week Gucci Mane DROPPED Waka Flocka from his label – when he heard rumors that Waka had SMASHED actress Selena Gomez. And these rumors ain’t coming from just anybody. MediaTakeOut.com got its hands on TWEETS sent from BRICK... READ MORE

Nothing but respect for a girl who can use her knockers to make a living. A good living at that. All women have them, but only a few know how to milk them, as it were. In her latest... READ MORE