Victoria Silvstedt is a whore. I mean that in the nicest sense of the word. Like, ‘whoa, man, your lady is such a whore’. Or, ‘hey, check out his mom, she’s a world class whore.’ The term is hardly... READ MORE

I can’t think of any reason to share these brand new pictures of model Carmen Ortega with you. I can’t even think of a good reason to explain who she is. You don’t care. You’re looking at her zippers.... READ MORE

How embarrassed are you as a kid when your mom exposes herself at the park? I know it was the shame of my childhood. When dad joined in, I had to abandon public play areas altogether. So imagine how... READ MORE

To thank all of you who’ve stuck with us through the transition, our bevy of new readers, and even those people who stayed behind just to kvetch (you remind me so much of my parents), here’s some free porn.... READ MORE

Here’s one thing I can tell you about the new Farrah Abraham Backdoor Teen Mom sex tape. Or, you know, what we used to call porn before sex tape became a better marketing angle. The semi-soft brained mom loves... READ MORE

Photo credit: Splash/Vivid Farrah Abraham’s sex tape with James Deen is officially titled “Farrah Abraham: Backdoor Teen Mom.” I wasn’t going to watch the tape because I prefer my porn stars who handled their teen pregnancies the way their... READ MORE

The Kardashian’s are never ones to rise above mediocrity or even to it, but they really knocked it out of the park with Kendall Jenner. Sure, she’s only 17, but she’s a product of her environment, so we can... READ MORE

This is the photo spread People magazine got for inventing the World’s Most Beautiful Woman title and handing it out to Gwyneth Paltrow. After Katy Perry got divorced People ran a big spread calling her the Happiest She’s Ever... READ MORE

Victoria Secret model Doutzen Kroes was spotted at the beach over the weekend in Miami. And by ‘spotted’ I mean she was posing for photographers and making a big ruckus so that everybody looked at her. My god her... READ MORE

Lily Aldridge is the model chick who married the dude form Kings of Leon a couple years ago and banged him so hard and so fierce that he had to call an early quit to the bands summer tour.... READ MORE