Courtney Stodden just got her tits done. The reality fame seeking veteran stripper looking teen says it’s because she hates bras. But looking past her obviously inane excuse, this is a business upgrade. When your business is ultimately porn.... READ MORE

Yes, random Asian girl. Check out Farrah Abraham’s new D-cup inflatables. We all are. We saw them right here last week being implanted by the finest plastic surgeon in Omaha, Nebraska. So, like the 872nd finest plastic surgeon in... READ MORE

Here’s the Australian model Eddie Murphy is currently banging. Just when I think I’m feeling bad for the dad of two attention seeking daughters in bikinis. Now I feel worse for two girls who have to vacation with their... READ MORE

When you turn 21, everybody makes that same lame joke about how you can finally have your first drink. Most kids these days are tossing back brews by mid-high school. Drew Barrymore was an A.A. blue chipper by fifth... READ MORE

The McCord sisters came to L.A. from Georgia to seek fame and fortune. AnnaLynne got the gigs so she wasn’t forced to bang lots of skeevy rich men like her sisters. She does that purely by choice. I’d like... READ MORE

In a not entirely unexpected stretch up the ladder toward porn, eighteen year old Courtney Stodden finally got naked for the cameras. Fully naked except for the pearls. Only, she kept her modesty by keeping her nipples and box... READ MORE

Nikki Leigh is a Playboy Playmate, a moniker that stays with you for life. Sort of like herpes, except you don’t want that for life, unless maybe you got it from long rounds of sexually deviant pursuits with Nikki... READ MORE

I’m sure there’s a good reason why celebrity fitness instructor Jennifer Nicole Lee is pouring water over her chest. I’m sure I don’t care to know why. When girls desperately seek attention, you ought just give it to them.... READ MORE

The big press release I got said ‘Zoe Saldana is nude in this month’s Allure!’. Okay, it wasn’t a press release so much as FSI in Glamour that fell out when I was perusing an article about how to... READ MORE

Guys have some strange fascination with short girls. There’s some unfounded collective belief that all short girls are somehow gymnastically inclined nymphomaniac spinners who fly on and off your member like Sandy Duncan in her Peter Pan harness. I... READ MORE