Struck by a selfless epiphany, Malcolm Jamal Warner wants to know why Bill Cosby’s work is being removed from syndication while other sexual offenders in television and film seem unaffected by their own untoward sexual dalliances of the past. You... READ MORE

Kanye’s new album is chock full of bravado lyrics about his conquests and power and the way his shoes always go perfectly with whatever outfit he chooses for the evening. None of this exaggerated bragging makes much sense to people not... READ MORE

Ashley Graham has fashioned herself a lucrative business out of not losing that last twenty-five pounds. Empowerment lectures, ‘real woman’ merchandise sales, and now she’s been drafted into Time-Warner corporate diversity mandate by way of inclusion into the Sports... READ MORE

While Mark Zuckerberg isn’t trying to convince people he produced a baby via sexual reproduction or selling secrets to the Soviets (he has a time machine), he’s micro-managing his social media empire rules and regulations involving the baring of... READ MORE

It’s old-fashioned and almost un-American these days, but Charlotte McKinney gets up every morning, greases up her enormous tits, and goes wherever the cameras are. She doesn’t bitch about objectification or express dismay about Verlander cum shot photos being... READ MORE

I wouldn’t let this ring girl stand next to Ronda Rousey. She’s going to make people question Corky’s gender classification. Obscenely attractive women can never really be your friend. It’s like befriending a hurricane. You can’t stop it from... READ MORE

The Bills announced the first NFL team hiring of a female salaried coach. Kathryn Smith was named the team’s special team’s quality control coach. The position had been vacant the entire four hours since team officials invented it earlier... READ MORE

Timeshares used to be the standard by which you could measure people’s fondness for really shitty investments. Now it’s buying a divan for Tila Tequila while she plans the earth’s defense against reptilian alien invaders. The former MySpace star turned porn... READ MORE

Ashley Graham is making her mark by being crazy positive about being overweight. It’s brilliant to have put yourself in a position that putting down the Fritos actually hurts your career. Num num. I’m a workaholic. Graham opens up... READ MORE

Now that each of the Kardashian sisters have launched their own pay sites and app, they’ve had to enhance their content with premium shit beyond the shout outs, platitudes, and general tit grifting they do on their free media... READ MORE