Aubrey O’Day hasn’t ever been mistaken for a runway model, in that she’s always been a little bit big-boned. I don’t want to necessarily say that she’s fat, but if she didn’t have huge tits to always distract me,... READ MORE

There’s a new wave of French shows being shot in Los Angeles. I was going to yell at them and make them surrender and go home, but then they started bringing over a bunch of good looking women with... READ MORE

Taylor Swift may be a G-rated succubus spawn of the Dark Lord. But, as a man, I have the superpowers to look past her soul robbing merchandisable persona and think about what it might be like to knock around... READ MORE

I can’t help but feel this The Other Woman movie is going to be one horrible shat of a comedy caper involving women getting back on a cheating man. I’m not sure why women find that empowering. But I... READ MORE

It’s easy to get lost in Kendall Jenner’s eyes. That’s not romance, that’s just the void of space where typically ideas and thoughts reside. Minimal cognition and zero belly fat may just make Kendall Jenner the perfect Kardashian money... READ MORE

Jessie James is a name that sounds like it should belong to a porn star. It must really. But it doesn’t. It’s that country singer who just got married to Eric Decker on the Broncos. She’s wearing a necklace... READ MORE

Victoria Silvstedt always seems to be posed by the sea. Like a mythological creature. Or a navy port hooker. I imagine you could come back to these rocky shores in the Mediterranean a thousand years from now and Victoria... READ MORE

Everybody was buzzing over the weekend because you could see up Selena Gomez’s skirt during her Boston concert. And, by everybody, I mean my oldest nephew who’s secretary-treasurer of his school’s A/V club and probably won’t get much higher.... READ MORE

I bet when Maria Menounos goes back to Greece everybody treats her like a conquering hero. She’s off in America working with Slater from Saved by the Bell. She got to go the Kardashian baby shower. But maybe some... READ MORE

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