Now this is Labor Day. Sure, the American labor movement has been crushed into near oblivion. Maybe everything we own is now made in a country overseas that changes its name every ten years to try and make people... READ MORE

It’s got to be good to be Jessica Alba. You can wear stupid looking shit to the beach and everybody just thinks you look amazing regardless. Which you do, because you’re Jessica Alba. And if the beach party you’re... READ MORE

Yeah, that’s his hand grabbing her ass caught in the reflection in the mirror. It’s good to be king I guess. I thought maybe his wife might get upset, until I saw this picture of her bruised up body... READ MORE

Everybody remembers Emmanuelle Chriqui from Entourage as the horribly annoying girlfriend you had to put up with because she’s got a crazy hot body. They’ve yet to build a defense for men against women who look like Emmanuelle. I... READ MORE

Backdoor Teen Mom is doing alright. She didn’t get The AIDS from her sex tape and now she’s got some indescribably sad members of the virtual community buying her $13K worth of free shit. Last week, Farrah Abraham made... READ MORE

I can’t look at hot moms wearing bikinis without thinking about all the hot moms in my neighborhood when I was a kid who refused to reciprocate or even acknowledge the very real and masturbatory feelings I had for... READ MORE

Sometimes I wonder to myself, will Jennifer Aniston ever find true love? Then I realize those are the bad thoughts they taught me to suppress at conversion camp and I just look at her tits and think she looks... READ MORE

It came down to the dude who works the afternoon shift at Jiffy Lube and top ranked professional golfer Dustin Johnson. Wayne Gretzky’s daughter chose the professional golfer to let experience up to eighteen months of marital bliss before... READ MORE

There’s nothing more thrilling than seeing two talents perform head to head at the top of their game. Shauna Sand, often referred to as the Meryl Streep of Big Titty Fame Whores, and Nabilla Benattia who once might’ve blown... READ MORE

Rihanna never shies from pride in her small island nation of Barbados, noted for its tourism and mob friendly offshore banking. A couple times a year Rihanna dons the local festival costumery, gets loaded, and flashes her tits and... READ MORE